Google

It's time relax and look up some useless facts on the internet.  Let's see I'm at google, now I only need to think of something to search for.  Here's a list of the most popular google search's in Canada for 2008.  

1. facebook
2. youtube
3. lyrics
4. weather
5. games
6. google
7. hotmail
8. yahoo
9. map
10. canada

I can hear the conversation between me and my wife now.  "Nick, what are you doing on the computer.  "I'm looking up google". 

"You mean your using google to search".  

"No, I'm looking up google on google".  

"Why"?  That's when the conversation would get awkward because I'm really not sure why I'm looking up google on google.  I guess it seemed more interesting than map or lyrics.  

Nobody's really looking up anything on the internet.  Why are we searching for generic lyrics.  No song it particular I just want to know some lyrics.  I have always considered google to be an index for this giant encyclopedia of information.  It turns out to be nothing more than a barometer showing how stupid we really are.  Why not look up something useful on google?  Because I'm to busy using it to search for yahoo.