Cat Videos

You could search for anything on YouTube and no matter what, it will yield at least one cat video.  Soon, nobody will able to load anything new to YouTube because the servers will be full of cat videos.  Imagine all of the important videos of...  okay I'm really not sure what the point of YouTube is, but there won't be any room for it.  This will cause a new rule to be put in place banning the upload of any new cat videos.  Once the new servers are in place and there is room for new uploads I doubt the rule will stop the cat video unloaders, due to their unquenchable thirst for putting videos of cats on the Internet.  They will just invent code words for cat to avoid the video from being flagged.

Why not market next years model of video cameras on their usefulness towards cat videos?  That's all video cameras are ever really used for anyway.  "This model here works well for young cats.  It has a very fast shutter enabling you catch your cat in full-sprint running up the stairs without getting any motion blur.  This particular model works great Persian whites.  The contrast level is specifically suited for the snow white color tone.  This model is perfect for black cats.  Unlike the previous model, this one pulls the contrast back and increases the brightness, enabling you see your cat even in low light situations.  This allows you to film your cat at night when it's most active."  They would make a fortune.

I have thrown my hat into the ring and have started up a cats-only videographer company.  Basically, I show up with a camera and videotape your cat.  Then I post the video directly on to YouTube.  So far, I've upload a five-minute video called "cat sleeping" and another five-minute gem called "cat napping".  They weren't paying gigs but I'm hoping that the free promotion will parlay itself into dollars soon.